It's the 2026 Ruthless Rumble. There are explosions, questionable officiating and at least one fatality. However, buried amongst the controversy was an incident that's remained unaddressed - until now.
During the match, Lit Boy Supreme was eliminated almost immediately, to the surprise of nobody. The next entrant was The Human Glitch who, for reasons that have never been adequately explained, created a second Lit Boy Supreme.
The second Lit Boy Supreme did as about as well as the first one.
For the remainder of the match both of them hung around outside the ring, picking fights with other participants and each other.
This was the last time we saw both Lit Boy Supreme's in the same place.
So what happened? Did they ever try to team up? Did they decide to use the cloning as an opportunity to share the workload?
No.
Both insisted that they were the original Lit Boy Supreme. Both accused the other of being the clone. Both accused the other one of being an old man desperately trying to remain relevant by using Gen-Z lingo.
Which One Was the Clone?
This is where things become complicated. Following the Ruthless Rumble, only one Lit Boy Supreme continued appearing at LPW events. This led to an obvious question:-
Did the original Lit Boy Supreme return to LPW... or did the clone?
Medical testing was considered, but abandoned after Lit Boy Supreme refused a DNA test. Although suspicious, it's also plausible that Lit Boy is paranoid this might disclose his actual age.
LPW therefore has no scientific evidence establishing which Lit Boy Supreme currently competes for the company.
What Happened to the Other One?
A second Lit Boy Supreme was last seen leaving the arena following the Ruthless Rumble. He was reportedly still insisting that he was the real Lit Boy Supreme.
Nobody actually knows where he went.
This means there are still two Lit Boy Supremes, one of whom has simply failed to turn up for work for several months.
Coach Emerson has confirmed that LPW will investigate the situation "if he ever comes back."
Is the Current Lit Boy Supreme the Original?
Without a DNA test, it's impossible to know. Since both Lit Boys had exactly the same memories, personality, replacement hip and a denial about how aging works, it's unlikely even they know.
So every Lit Boy Supreme appearance since the Ruthless Rumble comes with a small but very real possibility that the original Lit Boy Supreme disappeared months ago and LPW simply continued booking his clone without noticing.
When asked whether this concerned him, Coach Emerson responded:
"We've still got a Lit Boy Supreme. I don't really see what the problem is."
LPW considers the matter closed for now.