The Roster

LPW's elite competitors

Current Champions

The Vending Machine
Hardcore ChampionThe Vending Machine
Ultimate Pacifist
Heavyweight ChampionUltimate Pacifist
Premature Ejaculation Man
Speed ChampionPremature Ejaculation Man
Clussy
Womens ChampionClussy
Aeromorph
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Aeromorph

Ahmed Johnson Jr
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Ahmed Johnson Jr

Barry Bumface
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Barry Bumface

Clussy
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Womens Champion

Clussy

Dickless Dave
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The Dickless Wonder

Dickless Dave

Girthquake
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The Girthy One

Girthquake

Kame
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Kame

Karen
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The Original

Karen

Lit Boy Supreme
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The Young Legend

Lit Boy Supreme

Mr Dead Boy
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Mr Dead Boy

Premature Ejaculation Man
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Speed Champion

Premature Ejaculation Man

Stunt Granny
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Stunt Granny

The Human Glitch
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The Human Glitch

The Vending Machine
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Hardcore Champion

The Vending Machine

Ultimate Pacifist
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Heavyweight Champion

Ultimate Pacifist