Ahmed Johnson Jr cuts one of his usual unintelligible promos, then spends most of the match being ragdolled by Dill Pickleman's new high-resolution pickle costume. John Everyman vs Lit Boy Supreme. Again. But that was the other Lit Boy Supreme. Beware the wrath of the seagulls. Main event: Goth Dad vs Frasier Cranium for a shot at the LPW Speed Championship.