Dickless Dave

Biography

Dickless Dave is a man with nothing left to lose. Including his genitals. Rather than allow this to end his career, he emerged from the experience colder, angrier and considerably more difficult to kick in the groin. Dave rarely discusses what happened. What is known is that the experience transformed him into one of LPW's most bitter competitors, carrying an intense resentment towards anyone who appears happier or more anatomically complete than himself. He has even resorted to elaborate disguises to pursue his enemies, most notably masquerading as Barry Bumface before revealing his true identity. Despite everything he's lost, Dave remains determined to reach the top of LPW.