Biography
Dickless Dave is a man with nothing left to lose. Including his genitals. Originally proud of his smooth crotch area, he was once a fan favorite known for his cheerful personality. However, once he finally had the chance to win the LPW title at SummerScam, a more insecure and serious Dave emerged. Since he lost the championship bout to Girthquake, he's turned into one of LPW's most bitter competitors, carrying an intense resentment towards anyone who appears happier or more anatomically complete than himself. He does have a banger theme song though.