Biography
Born to a human father and a traditional vending machine mother, his childhood was defined by bullying, abandonment and the considerable difficulties associated with growing up as a vending machine. After years spent struggling to find his place in the world, Vending Machine was eventually discovered by Coach Emerson, and began a career professional wrestling - one of the few industries where being an abnormally strong, seven-foot-tall piece of commercial refrigeration is considered an advantage. Since arriving in LPW, he has developed a reputation for extraordinary durability and acts of horrifying violence. Opponents have been crushed, mutilated and in one case, turned into human fireworks, while Vending Machine has continued to approach his wrestling career with a quiet and brooding demeanour.