For immediate release
After being harshly kicked off of Wix, LPW is proud to announce the relaunch of its official website.
The new site will serve as the home of all things LPW, giving fans a central location for news, wrestler profiles, event results, rankings, announcements, and exclusive content from the home of unprofessional wrestling.
Speaking at a press conference that did not end in a riot, LPW general manager Coach Emerson said fans can expect regular updates covering the fallout from LPW events, injury reports, disciplinary hearings, contract disputes, suspicious disappearances, and whatever fresh disaster management creates next.
Additional features are planned in the coming months, assuming our new website hosting provider doesn't deplatform us.
Fans are encouraged to bookmark the website and check back regularly for updates as LPW prepares for its next major event, SummerScam.